You will be shocked, kids, when you discover how easy it is in life to part ways with people forever.

That’s why, when you find someone you want to keep around, you do something about it.


How I Met Your Mother  (via saintofsass)

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sassings:

wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying




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just-watch-me-hachiko:

rainydayraised:

A girl becomes embarrassed after giving flowers to a female US soldier on duty in the northern Iraqi city of Mosul. 16 April 2007

The caption changes so many assumptions

Anything you want in love you should have. If you want someone to send you flowers just because it’s Tuesday, you should have that. If you want someone to write you love letters, you should have that. If you want someone who looks at you like the sun rises and sets because of you, you should have that. In life, we often have to settle for “okay” or “good enough”, love should not be one of those things.
c.h.dixon (via kushandwizdom)


blissfullyexplicit:

morphinezombie:

blackwolf25:

damnyounick:

what

0 to 100

holy shit

FATALITY

queerdontfear:

I’m sorry, but if lesbians can control themselves in a girls only changing room with ass naked woman waltzing around. Then I figure men should be able to control them selves with clothed girls walking down the street. Just a thought.






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icorly:

mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop called Monsters Ink

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lunchboxdoodles:

Today is the FIRST DAY OF ART CAMP!!!!!

lunchboxdoodles:

You better eat your vegetables today… cause Batman is watching… he’s ALWAYS watching!

exercisethebeast:

loordee:

what the fuck new zealand


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