You will be shocked, kids, when you discover how easy it is in life to part ways with people forever.
That’s why, when you find someone you want to keep around, you do something about it.
How I Met Your Mother (via saintofsass)
wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying
c.h.dixon (via kushandwizdom)
I’m sorry, but if lesbians can control themselves in a girls only changing room with ass naked woman waltzing around. Then I figure men should be able to control them selves with clothed girls walking down the street. Just a thought.